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Home » Essential Empy & HumorAugust 2005 » The Inaugural Class

The Inaugural Class

Like the inaugural class of the Baseball Hall of Fame enshrined in 1936, the names of the members of the first class of the Mascot Hall of Fame will forever be intoned with the utmost respect and admiration. The Famous Chicken, Go Gorilla, and the Phillie Phanatic were inducted into the hall today and will stand for all time as the standard against which every mascot will be judged.

Plaquechicken

Plaquegorilla

Plaquephanatic

Comments

No Mr. Met?

There's still too much whispering about why his head size increased.

Dude the chicken needs to invest in a better toupee than that rag he's got on his head currently. Jeebus Trump's combover/toupee monstrocity looks better than that thing.

Oh... and I invented a new word. You really need spell check on this puppy.

Monstrocity? WTF?!?

Monstrosity is more like it.

I live in Monstro City.

Where the grass is green and the ghouls are pretty?

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