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Game 14: April 22, 2009 ∙ 7 innings
Twins1L: Scott Baker (0-2)7-8, 1 game losing streak
WinRed Sox10W: Tim Wakefield (2-1)8-6, 6 game winning streak
Highlights: Kevin Youkilis, Nick Green, and Mike Lowell all homered. Wakefield pitched for the entire game again, but today the game was shortened by rain. Mother Nature rewarded him for keeping his starts so crisp and efficient by giving him two innings off.

Rapped to the tune of “Lazy Sunday,” a Saturday Night Live Digital Short

Lazy Wednesday, wake up in the late afternoon
Call Wakefield just to see how he’s doin’
What up, Wakes?
Yo Tito, what’s crackin’?
You thinking what I’m thinkin’?
Yawkey Way!
Man, it’s happenin’
But first my hunger pains are stickin’ like pine tar
Let’s hit up El Pelón and mack on some carnitas
Aw, wait, that place burned in a four-alarm blaze
Damn, I loved that place like Joey loved Pacey

Two, no six, no twelve, Baker’s dozen!
How many runs ya gonna give up, cousin?
Yo, where’s the ball flyin’?
Over tha Monstah, dude
Well, let’s hit up MLB hit charts find the home run length
I prefer Fangraphs
That’s a good one, too.
Hit Tracker is the best
True that
Double true!

Brookline and Yawkey Way
Step on it, sucka
What you wanna do, Drew?
Hit attack, motherfucker!
It’s the Chronic (What?) –les of Pedroia
Yes, the Chronic (What?) –les of Pedroia
We love that Chronic (What?) –les of Pedroia
Pass that Chronic (What?) –les of Pedroia

Yo, stop at the GameStop
Fenway’s over-priced
You got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice
Don’t want security to get suspicious
MLB 2K9 equals crazy outrageous

I’ll reach for the controller, select Peewee for the two-hole
Girl actin’ like she never seen a 5'9" playa befo’
It’s all about the plate coverage, baby
Knock around Scott Baker and I’m gone like Jacoby
Roll up to the ballpark
Ticket buying, what we’re handlin’
You can call us Beyoncé
From the way we upgradin’

Now parked in our seats
Red Sox Trivia the illest
Who did the Red Sox trade for George Kottaras?
We answered so fast, we excel
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed “David Wells!”
Keep your head quiet when you swing or it’s gonna get tragic
We’re about to get taken to a dream world of magic with…

It’s the Chronic (What?) –les of Pedroia
Yes, the Chronic (What?) –les of Pedroia
We love that Chronic (What?) –les of Pedroia
Pass that Chronic (What?) –les of Pedroia

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