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Game 22: April 22, 2008 Angels 6 L: Darren Oliver (1-1) 12-9, 2 game losing streak Red Sox 7 BS: Hideki Okajma (1)W: Mike Timlin (2-1)S: Jonathan Papelbon (8) 15-7, 6 game winning streak Highlights: Another game, another comeback. The Red Sox are 12-0 when leading after eight innings, 5-0 in one-run games, and have had 10 come-from-behind wins. Dear Mom & Dad, Well, after two long years I finally got to start another big league game. I didn’t think it would take this much time and Beckett’s neck seizing up for me to see Fenway again, but I’ll take any chance I can get. Sometimes I wish I were the one traded to Texas instead of K-Man, but then again they are in last place in their division. I’m still trying to figure out if being a middling prospect in a great organization is better than being on the 25-man in a terrible one. Thanks for sending the Purell and Theraflu. There is some sort of bug going around, and if it’s strong enough to keep Varitek out of the lineup, I definitely don’t want anything to do with it. MDC got sent home, too. It was the...

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Game 144: September 12, 2006Red Sox (77-67), 6Orioles (62-82), 5W: Craig Hansen (2-1)H: Craig Breslow (2)H: Manny Delcarmen (14)S: Javier Lopez (1)L: Daniel Cabrera (7-10) From: kason.gabbard@redsox.com Subject: Robbed! Date: September 12, 2006 10:32:45 PM EDT To: david.pauley@pawsox.comCc: rockiemtnpauley@yahoo.com Hey Crackhead, Does this e-mail work in the offseason? I wasn’t sure so I cc’ed your yahoo address. Stupid strained latissimus dorsi. I don’t even know what or where the hell that is, but it forced me out of the game in the fifth inning after I had gotten two outs. Just one more out and I would have had the win! Argh!!! I tried to stay in, but it was too much. After I gave up that double and threw high to Mar-cakewalk for the free pass I knew I was finished. Anyway, did you catch that weird play in the third? I was pitching to Mora and he totally whiffed. Roberts was at first and took off for second, assuming Mora would make contact. Tek threw to Lowrider who managed to get the ball back to Youk for the out. Good thing Daniel Cabrera doesn’t pitch for the Royals. Over in KC, looks like pitchers and catchers get...

Reappearance

Game 139: September 5, 2006White Sox (79-59), 2Red Sox (75-64), 3L: Javier Vazquez (11-9)W: Kason Gabbard (1-3)S: Mike Timlin (4) From: david.pauley@pawsox.comSubject: Way 2 go!Date: September 6, 2006 11:22:53 PM EDTTo: kason.gabbard@redsox.com What up K-Man?! I see they finally fixed your email address, dude. I guess that is what happens when you STRIKE OUT 6 dudes from the current WORLD SERIES CHAMPS. That was totally awesome! I mean, it’s not like you were striking out just guys like Brian Anderson (well, okay, you got him and Uribe twice), but you whiffed Konerko in the second. You even struck out the side in the third. Holy punchados, Batman! Grecian Formula is craziness in the hot corner. He saved your bacon in the first with that stop of Ozuna’s line shot. And how about that throw from the knees to nail the guy? You don’t see stuff like that in Pawtucket. From what I saw on tv, the crowd went nuts with Big Papi’s return. Does he recognize you these days? NEwayz, you are the nails. Vazquez went for the duration and only allowed three hits, but you guys were just better last night. Congrats on your first big league win....

Transmission

Game 96: July 22, 2006Red Sox (59-37), 2Mariners (46-51), 5L: Kason Gabbard (0-1)W: Felix Hernandez (9-8)H: Mark Lowe (1)S: J.J. Putz (19) From: pauley.david@redsox.comSubject: S’up?Date: June 22, 2006 10:16:53 PM EDTTo: kason.gabard@redsox.com Yo K-Man, Dude, I can’t believe they spelled your name wrong for your redsox.com address. What up with that? I don’t know how soon they’ll get around to fix it--check out mine. They haven’t even deactivated mine, yet. ;) Since I started on July 20th the game was on Fox, I got to watch your debut. Isn’t it awesome to pitch in the show? The guys are so great. I loved just sitting in the dugout with them, eating sunflower seeds, shooting the breeze. Man, I miss all that. I even miss Coach Nipper’s nagging! I bet Leftster was giving you a lot of crap. The Fox guys were annoying as hell. They were reaming Manny and the team and stuff. But they said pretty good stuff about you and even pronounced your name right. I totally don’t blame you giving up a leadoff hit to Ichiro. He’s so fast and he can make contact with any sort of pitch. You set up the double play for...

Chagrin

P.S. from Mom: Davey, you look so thin! Are you eating enough? Did you get the cookies I sent? You could use a haircut, too. I mean, it doesn’t have to be Yankee short, but your sideburns are a little long.

Initiation

Wow, so here I am in the big leagues. I’m pretending like I’m taking notes on the batters I face, like Curt does. I met him earlier today and I said to him, “Hi, Mr Schilling,” and he responded with, “Call me Curt, Paul.”


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